My brother and I have recently arrived at a new home with a new human. Our first humans decided not to stay together. One of them went to work in another country and her father found us this new home.
This new human seems a nice enough chap and he is around nearly all of the time. He’s responding pretty well to training and seems to understand when we want to be let in and out although he appears a bit miffed when we come in just to use the litter tray. Doesn’t he realise the ground’s frozen solid out there ?!
I’ve a sneaking suspicion that he understands when we’re hungry, but he’s got this weird idea that we’re a bit portly. We seem to be on reduced rations, and only get fed twice a day, which is not good! Send red-cross parcels please!!