|Humans haven’t got a clue about string theory. Their first ropy attempt was called ‘bosonic string theory’. It relied on tachyons – faster than light particles and it didn’t even mention furry ones (or fermions as the humans incorrectly call them). Clearly wrong since Shaggy is the fastest thing in the universe, and any theory that doesn’t include furry ones isn’t worth getting entangled with.
So we’ll skip over that and examine their second twisted attempt to spin us a line: ‘superstring’ theory. It postulates a supersymmetry between furry ones and bozos (bosons in humanspeak). Bob is a bozo. I am a furry one. Can you see any “supersymmetry” in this next photo? I don’t think so!
|A few weeks ago we said that normal service would be resumed, but quite frankly our human’s ability to capture our more athletic moments has left rather a lot to be desired. Take for example his shoddy snap of our synchronised stair scampering … it’s pants! The only reason we are allowing it to be shown is to demonstrate how much scope there is for improvement!|